I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
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Put down the camera and save me
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Be brave and run like hell
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No matter how big they get, they still know they are your baby.
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For the love of god, turn the page. You are like the slowest reader ever.
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You scared that poor shark ...
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How I think I look when I'm jogging
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