Grandpa' checking the internet
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You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
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Good financial advice. Stop wasting your money.
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Answer on a blonde's Geometry test. Find x - there it is. Duh.
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My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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