I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.

I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the teacher.

I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.