This kitten is actually a panda. A ferocious panda.
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Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
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For the love of god, turn the page. You are like the slowest reader ever.
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Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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My dog loves to swim. And plays in water. But he acts like it's the end of the world when it's bath time.
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