View joke - Dads against daughters dating. Shoot the first one and the word will spread.
Dads against daughters dating. Shoot the first one and the word will spread.
- Mom, had you had a lot of boyfriends ? - Eh, I guess so. But I broke up with nearly all of them. So, that made me think maybe I don't like men. Maybe I like women. But then I realized... I don't like anyone ! Your father and I hate people together.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
You don't want to play against this cat.
And then dad gets really happy and there is an explosion. Dad has a lot of seed and these race to see which reaches mom's egg. This is called making love. And until you did that, you are called a virgin. -I see. So, then what is extra virgin?
You'll have to get past my guard first
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