Boyfriend pillow. For all your forever alone needs
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Philosophy class, play dough
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I'm in big trouble
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Along with antimatter and dark matter we have recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't matter', which appears to have no effect on the Universe whatsoever.
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Sincerely, your teacher. Dear students, I know when you are texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
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Batman's Fun Ride
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You failed again, human. Your silly furniture blockade can't stop me
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