It does not matter how hard you try.
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Student loans. This lady would like a cute one who is at least 21 and enjoys gardening
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I'm in big trouble
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Along with antimatter and dark matter we have recently discovered the existence of 'Doesn't matter', which appears to have no effect on the Universe whatsoever.
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Sincerely, your teacher. Dear students, I know when you are texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
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Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
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He really means it. You will never sleep in again. Like a boss.
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