View joke - Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and  have kids.
Started to do my makeup. When I had it finally done, realised that in the meantime all my friends graduated from college, got married and have kids.
Nutella. What makeup do you use?
Just be honest. It's not everyday you see a dog driving a car down the street
At our age swimming is dangerous. Lifeguards don't try as hard.
How I felt in high school. How I feel in college
My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
Hi, we understand you are 40 and still not married.
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