View joke - It does not matter how hard you try.
It does not matter how hard you try.
I'm in big trouble
Honey, I'm not sure that's what they mean by 'Now reduce the wine'.
This is how my bed feels when I'm trying to sleep. And that is how it is when I have to wake up.
My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
You are sleeping on the couch tonight, Mr President.
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