If your significant other is mad at you put a cape on them and say: Now you're super mad! If the laugh, marry them.
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-What are you thing about? -Nothing, just baby stuff.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.
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Wait, I went on this tree yesterday. He's so obsessed with his new iPeed app
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Deforestation. Nobody cares, until you have to pee!
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