Told my cat to not sit on the keyboard
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Office timetable. 9:00 - starting time. 9:30 - arrive at work. 9:45 - coffee break. 11:00 - check email. 11:15 - prepare for lunch. 12:00 - lunch. 2:45 - browse the internet. 3:00 - tea break. 4:00 - prepare to go home. 4:30 - go home.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
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The judge is a man ? We're golden, I'm man's best friend.
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