What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding. This is how he actually looks like.
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Honey, I'm not sure that's what they mean by 'Now reduce the wine'.
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
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You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
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Park under the billboard at your own risk
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His mom insisted he played outside
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Nonsense. This box is plenty big
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