Ah, finally in bed
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Upgrading your service? I can help you with that right away. Cancelling service? Let me transfer you to the department with a 70 minutes wait time.
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Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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Canada sign: extreme fire hazard. Don't even fart in the forest.
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These people love me, feed me and shelter me. They must be God.
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This makes it clear.
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