I'm in big trouble
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My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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Oops ! Hey, can you call 911 ? I'm still on the phone.
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Albert, the doctor says I need more exercise. I want you to start jogging for me.
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New Year's resolution: buy a bigger basket
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