View joke - Googled: King of the internet. Wasn't disappointed.
Googled: King of the internet. Wasn't disappointed.
These people love me, feed me and shelter me. They must be God.
Office timetable. 9:00 - starting time. 9:30 - arrive at work. 9:45 - coffee break. 11:00 - check email. 11:15 - prepare for lunch. 12:00 - lunch. 2:45 - browse the internet. 3:00 - tea break. 4:00 - prepare to go home. 4:30 - go home.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
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