Just be honest. It's not everyday you see a dog driving a car down the street
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-I don't like kids. -Good, I don't like cats.
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What's that? I asked for a puppy.
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Oops ! Hey, can you call 911 ? I'm still on the phone.
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Like if this has ever happened to you.
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Sincerely, your teacher. Dear students, I know when you are texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
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In soviet Russia spam deletes you
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