I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.

I am standing on your hand. Stealing your heart.

This is how I know where my girlfriend is

I'm getting hungry. - Hello, womb service? I'd like a double order of hot wings. - Honey, wake up. I'm dying for some hot wings. - But it'a three in the morning. - I love womb service, it never closes.