Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?
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Single. A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen
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They asked me to upgrade to Windows 7, but I said I still love Vista, baby.
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I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
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Are you sure you don't know who got into the garbage ? I kind of think it was you ...
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You are going to post this on facebook, aren't you? Oh, no. You may also put it on Pinterest too.
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What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding. This is how he actually looks like.
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