View joke - I'm guessing you are not in the mood
I'm guessing you are not in the mood
Like if this has ever happened to you.
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear
You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy. I didn't expect to live this long.
He really means it. You will never sleep in again. Like a boss.
My girlfriend and I at my place. She's doing her makeup in my bed, playing with her gum in my bed, eating a meal in my bed. At her place - Don't sit on my bed with your dirty jeans !
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