Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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How to tell you've been really bad this year ... Is that Santa ?
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Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
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Teamwork. We noticed you have hamburgers
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This kid wants books, computers and the ability to travel through time and space. Guess what he's getting from Santa.
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Santa was real. Until he forgot my present - Chuck Norris
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