Oh, good, you're up. Take me outside.
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Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
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Texting and driving. Talk to your kids about it.
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Friend said he picked up some girl at work today
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This is how my bed feels when I'm trying to sleep. And that is how it is when I have to wake up.
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