Meanwhile at the vet
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I can't eat that, I'm a vegan. Has that fish been tested for mercury? Is that bread gluten-free?
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You should buy a new fish
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
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- Dude, what happened ? - Did you know that when a cat wags its tail, it means something completely different ?
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I love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George
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