Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
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Texting and driving. Talk to your kids about it.
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Upgrading your service? I can help you with that right away. Cancelling service? Let me transfer you to the department with a 70 minutes wait time.
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Honey, did you let the cat in last night ? No, I thought you did. Prepare to die.
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