I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
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I'm not out of shape. Round is a shape.
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Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
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Whenever I get mad at you, you never seem to get upset. How do you manage to control your temper? - I just go and lean to toilet. - How does that help? -I use your toothbrush.
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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.
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