Dog: I will love you unconditionally for food. Cat: I will refrain from ripping out your jugular vein for food.
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I fit perfectly
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My husband lived all his life thinking he cheated on me. He told me - I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhed. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1971. I was drunk. - That was me.
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Can't find a blankie ... Can I use you? Ok, thanks.
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You are going to post this on facebook, aren't you? Oh, no. You may also put it on Pinterest too.
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Boyfriend pillow. For all your forever alone needs
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I was making cookies for the party. Guess what happened to my dough.
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