Hey, babe. I'm in hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Paula brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg. -Who is Paula?
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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.
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What do you have here ?
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I'm in big trouble
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This kid wants books, computers and the ability to travel through time and space. Guess what he's getting from Santa.
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These people love me, feed me and shelter me. They must be God.
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Googled: King of the internet. Wasn't disappointed.
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