Park under the billboard at your own risk
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Canada sign: extreme fire hazard. Don't even fart in the forest.
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Be nice to fat people. One day they might save your life.
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Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.
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Christmas. The only time of the year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
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