Running to get some exercise. How it should be: 2 minutes warm-up, 40 minutes running. How it really is: 2 minutes running, 40 minutes trying to catch up my breath while I accept the fact that I'll be the first one to die if a zombie apocalypse comes
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Albert, the doctor says I need more exercise. I want you to start jogging for me.
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Friend said he picked up some girl at work today
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I am standing on your hand. Stealing your heart.
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Housewife of the year. Not really, dude. Not really.
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Courage. Do one brave thing today. Then run like hell.
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This is how I sit when I start using the computer. This is five minutes later.
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