View joke - At last, my time-freeze machine is complete. The ability to stop time, no longer just a fantasy. I will be able to do so much more with my lifetime. It's working ! Yes ! Yeees! ...

At last, my time-freeze machine is complete. The ability to stop time, no longer just a fantasy. I will be able to do so much more with my lifetime. It's working ! Yes ! Yeees! ...

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