You came home early

Push. If that doesn't work pull. If that doesn't work we must be closed

I can't shoot him. He's gorgeous!

Foot Massage

My prayer for this coming year is a fat bank account and a thin body. But please ... please don't mix them up

Gun club. Cemetery. Follow the signs

What people say vs what people mean. I just got out of the shower. I'll be there in an hour. And I'm really not sorry at all

Make a home power station. All you need are potatoes and loneliness

It's her own fault. She was texting at the time

Television can influence you more than you realize

I've seen your boyfriend in the shower

Gollum cat wants his precious

Have a seat and explain why you smell like another dog

Oh no ! No !

Cheating. Level: Expert

It's that horrifying moment. Am I naked ?

Let me in. In need to go back out again

This is how I protect my virginity

I'm guessing you are not in the mood