Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?

Nonsense. This box is plenty big

It does not matter who you are. If your wife says switch seats, you switch seats

I'm in big trouble

Is it hot outside ?

Student loans. This lady would like a cute one who is at least 21 and enjoys gardening

Happy Valentine's Day !

Caution. Blind man driving

After looking at the numbers there is no way we can afford a cat

Watch your cat

Are you sure you don't know who got into the garbage ? I kind of think it was you ...

MP: "Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?" Churchill: "No, it's purely voluntary"

Can't I just be a puppy for Halloween ?

Yes, I know, my hair is all over the couch... It's called FURniture, isn't it ?

Cat says she was pushed. Or was she ?

My neighbor on Halloween. Don't visit him, kids.

Meanwhile at the vet

Never saw that coming. Be careful next time

Watch out for the idiot behind me. Haha ... oh

Husband dreaming pillow. This guy deserves a medal.