Okay, we need to let humans know we exist

When god made me a small accident happened

My sleep number is bunny

Single. A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen

My weaknesses have always been food and men

Hard to guess

If you hit me, we hit you. Car insurance that makes you drive like a boss.

This isn't even remotely funny

This is how to walk your cats

One day I'll catch that red spot

You scared that poor shark ...

Visiting my dentist

In soviet Russia spam deletes you

Make sure you use the right cookie jar

New Year's resolution: buy a bigger basket

I made my homework, I swear I did

I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear

I have always thought I was a grape

Ah, finally in bed

Waiting for dinner