Park under the billboard at your own risk

My brother was trying with the wetsuit yesterday

I was going to say that

I bet you don't want to be her next ex

Always look for her comfort

I love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George

I read the sign. Had to comply.

Santa was real. Until he forgot my present - Chuck Norris

Told my cat to not sit on the keyboard

Hey dad, remember when I killed that butterfly, and you said "No butter for a week" ? Mom just killed a cockroach ...

Oh baby, I'll listen to you. I'll listen to you all night.

These people love me, feed me and shelter me. They must be God.

Made Mr. Frosty happy

No matter how old or big you get. Your mom can still kick you in the butt if she had to

How I felt in high school. How I feel in college

Hey. Hey. Hey !

Cool shadows

My cat found a new friend

Be a man and help her take that souvenir