What's your secret ? I got plastic surgery done

I'd really appreciate if you wore pants more often

Nice underwear

Heart attack in 3 .. 2 .. 1

My wife left me a month ago

Won't forget him next time

Happened last week. Instagram was down. I had to describe my lunch over the phone

Boat ! Land !

Enjoying my holidays on the beach

Please be safe. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick

You failed again, human. Your silly furniture blockade can't stop me

The right woman can bring balance and stability to your life

I said SIT !

I was trying to work on my project last night

This is how I know where my girlfriend is

It's time to rethink your life if you're weirder than Lady Gaga

Right place. Right time.

Just be honest. It's not everyday you see a dog driving a car down the street

Hybrid car

Are you sure ? So, I just cry on camera and my village gets a new school ?

Okay, we need to let humans know we exist