Dog? Nope. Haven't seen him.

That milk rocks

Ok, I'm ready. Bring in the fish!

What's that? I asked for a puppy.

Batman's Fun Ride

Gangnam Style

Didn't see that coming. You were right. Humans don't land on their feet.

Any persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed. Make sure you read that sign carefully.

- You look so much thinner ! - Thanks, I had my appendix removed . . .

Despite his parents' reassurances, Bill couldn't shake the nagging suspicion he might be adopted

What do you have here ?

No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing

Watching TV with my girlfriend. Her dog watching us.

Rule of Math. If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong

Is that a kitten ? It hates everything. Watch out

Hey Bob, there are other trees you know

My nails look fabulous

Teamwork. We noticed you have hamburgers

I always knew I'll find it

Is that hell or ultimate judgement day?

Positive thought for the day. When you feel that nobody loves you ask yourself... Am I too sexy ?