No sugar, just milk please

God listens

Graduation. Will work for food

Welcome to our pool. Oops, it added 'p' in it ...

This planet has issues, Bert.

I have no intention of getting off my ass

My girlfriend and I last night

Now I can get fat

You are pregnant too ?

Put down the camera and save me

I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the teacher.

Oh, good, you're up. Take me outside.

Cruel male dominated society

Asked him whether he knows who ate my bacon

How the hell did he get up here ?

Great news ! We're all getting laid !

Please no dogs or bicycles

Freshly washed ballerinas

Lady Astor: If I was your wife I would poison your coffee. Winston Churchill: If I was your husband, I would drink it

Enjoy the couch, dog breath

I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation