Oh, the future looks bright today. Well, not that bright actually...

I am dun-cat. I control the space. I control the Universe.

It's that awkward moment when you are presenting news about a rapist looking like you.

Honey, I'm not sure that's what they mean by 'Now reduce the wine'.

Right place. Right time.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a beautiful day.

My memory really sucks, Mildred. So I changed my password to 'Incorrect'. That way when I log in with the wrong password the computer will tell me 'Your password is incorrect'.

No matter how big they get, they still know they are your baby.

What is she cooking? Rachael Ray finds inspiration in cooking her family and her dog.

Dude, what are you doing?

I think not ! You hurt me, Harold. You really did.

Self Portait

How to tell you've been really bad this year ... Is that Santa ?

Fishing. What is that candy about?

I'm telling you, that's a bad dog.

His mom insisted he played outside

No atheists. I don't believe it.

Are you sure, Pete... I could swear mom said the best candy came from the Schmidt house.

This kitten is actually a panda. A ferocious panda.

After a couple of beers ...

Mugulu, how often did I tell you not to play with your food ?